Here are a few favorites:
"Gosh Valentine- I think of you "Knight" and Day!"
"Hello Sugar, You "Bowl" me Over" (get it, she's in a bowl!)
Terriers always get a mention in my favorites lists! This is a beautiful and simple valentines card.
Wait... Is she serving human hearts for Valentines Day?
This one kind of creeps me out, she's staring a bit intensely- I suppose they are to be bedroom eyes.
Apparently there is an English/Celtic tradition where the bride is to wear a horse shoe around her wrist for good luck.
The kid on this card knows this pick up line is so corny, even he is rolling his eyes.
Maybe I should suggest some of these to my single friends, they're so bad, they might be good!